leo-las:

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

Your friend just went up all the levels

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theprettiestman:

moriarty:

friendly reminder that hannibal is the way he is because war criminals held  him and his most cherished little sister hostage and then killed and ate her in front of hannibal because there was no food left

friendly reminder that childhood trauma does not excuse horrific crimes

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shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

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gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

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meth83:

do flies know everyone wants them to die 

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i-am-mr-clever:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hammermoon:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

What purpose do eyebrows serve like seriously

To keep… your… forehead… warm?

matt smith cries in the distance

“I have lost things you will never understand”

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changing themes is such a traumatic experience

(Source: lgnacio, via laughcentre)